The Function Room at The Thieves

Function Room in a Pub
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Private space
51 Lavender Gardens, London, SW11 1JW –
Clapham Junction Station (0.3 mi)

About this space

The Function Room in The Thieves is a private function room that connects directly to the venue's entertainment offering, bringing an arcade-and-games atmosphere into a hireable space.

Design: The room features exposed brickwork, dark timber floors and a low ceiling punctuated by linear pendant lights and neon accents, producing a compact, club-like interior.

Features: A built-in PA system and speakers support live sound and DJ sets, and the room permits own music and external DJs. The space also provides Wi‑Fi, natural light, air conditioning, a cleared area usable as a dancefloor, wheelchair access and accessible toilets with a step‑free guest entrance.

Ideal for: Groups seeking a relaxed, social evening that mixes seated dining and standing or dancing will find this space appropriate.

What guests say: The space benefits from attentive, prompt service and quick clearing of plates and drinks. The space is supported by a wide drinks selection and generally positive feedback about the food.


Usually booked for

Party

Typically for 60-75 guests and costs about £250.


"Great experience with The Thieves. Great staff and brilliant room for a joint 21st party."

- Clare M. Sep 2026


Offers and packages

Menus


Event offer

Christmas Party Offers

Celebrate Christmas with arcade fun and karaoke, plus our Festive Menu Tier One for hassle-free catering.

Festive Menu Tier One – Full Venue Hire
£19.89 per person

• Festive Menu – Tier One
• Prepared by Lucky Chip

TIER ONE
1. Mini venison burgers or plant burgers
2. Mac-N-Cheese with three cheeses
3. Chicken tenders, cranberry mayonnaise ripple
4. Caesar dippers with baby gem and Parmesan
5. Cranberry and vanilla coleslaw
6. Corn chips with salsa Mexicana, chile con queso, sour cream and jalapeños
7. French fries with garlic aioli


Prices

Monday
12:00 – 2:00
from £200–£1000 min. spend
Per session
12:00 – 18:00
from £200 min. spend
Per session
19:00 – 2:00
from £1000 min. spend
Alcohol licence until 2:00. Extension available. All prices include VAT.
Tuesday
12:00 – 2:00
from £200–£1000 min. spend
Per session
12:00 – 18:00
from £200 min. spend
Per session
19:00 – 2:00
from £1000 min. spend
Alcohol licence until 2:00. Extension available. All prices include VAT.
Wednesday
12:00 – 2:00
from £200–£1000 min. spend
Per session
12:00 – 18:00
from £200 min. spend
Per session
19:00 – 2:00
from £1000 min. spend
Alcohol licence until 2:00. Extension available. All prices include VAT.
Thursday
12:00 – 2:00
from £200–£1000 min. spend
Per session
12:00 – 18:00
from £200 min. spend
Per session
19:00 – 2:00
from £1000 min. spend
Alcohol licence until 2:00. Extension available. All prices include VAT.
Friday
12:00 – 2:00
from £200–£1500 min. spend
Per session
12:00 – 18:00
from £200 min. spend
Per evening
19:00 – 2:00
from £1500 min. spend
Alcohol licence until 2:00. Extension available. All prices include VAT.
Saturday
12:00 – 2:00
from £500–£1500 min. spend
Per session
12:00 – 18:00
from £500 min. spend
Per evening
19:00 – 2:00
from £1500 min. spend
Alcohol licence until 2:00. Extension available. All prices include VAT.
Sunday
12:00 – 2:00
from £200–£1000 min. spend
Per session
12:00 – 18:00
from £200 min. spend
Per session
19:00 – 2:00
from £1000 min. spend
Alcohol licence until 2:00. Extension available. All prices include VAT.
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Pricing updated by venue 1 week ago

Add-ons


Capacity

  • Standing
    up to 150
  • Dining
    up to 70
  • Theatre
    up to 90
  • Boardroom
    up to 30
  • Cabaret
    up to 40
  • U-Shaped
    up to 30
  • Classroom
    up to 50

Catering and drinks

In-house catering available
Venue can organise food and drink
Extensive vegan menu
Extensive vegetarian menu
Extensive gluten-free menu
American cuisine
No external catering allowed
Approved caterers only
Venue provides alcohol
Venue can supply alcoholic beverages
No BYO alcohol allowed

Facilities

  • Wi-Fi available
  • Projector
  • Flatscreen TV
  • Whiteboard
  • Flipchart
  • PA system / speakers Venue provides a sound system for music and announcements
  • Air conditioner
  • Natural light Room has windows or a skylight, so daylight comes in
  • Quiet space
  • Dance floor Dedicated dance floor area
  • Free on-street parking
  • Paid parking facilities available nearby
  • Private Bar
  • Function Loos
  • Unavailable: Conference call facilities
  • Unavailable: Photo equipment
  • Unavailable: Video equipment
  • Unavailable: Lighting equipment
  • Unavailable: Greenscreen
  • Unavailable: Backdrops
  • Unavailable: Storage space
  • Unavailable: Soundproof
  • Unavailable: Mirrors
  • Unavailable: Accommodation is available on-site

Music & sound equipment

  • Play your own music Venue allows playing your own music
  • Bring your own DJ Venue allows bringing your own DJ instead
  • No noise restrictions

Accessibility

  • Wheelchair accessible Step-free access throughout the venue for wheelchair users
  • Accessible toilets Toilet(s) adapted for guests with disabilities
  • Ground level Guests can enter without using stairs
  • Unavailable: Accessible parking spot available
  • Unavailable: Lift to all floors
  • Unavailable: Cargo lift

Rules of the space

Allowed events

  • Promoted and ticketed events Events that you’re promoting or selling tickets for
  • Temporary Event Notices (TENs) available
  • No wedding licence

Age policy

Guests under 18 are not allowed after 20:00

Host rules

Outside catering is not permitted.
Dog Friendly
Dogs allowed

Cancellation policy: Custom

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Reviews and ratings

(7 reviews and ratings - )

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CM
Clare M.
Verified review
Party · 80 guests · September 2026

Great experience with The Thieves. Great staff and brilliant room for a joint 21st party.

5.0
WM
Will M.
Verified review
Party · 50 guests · November 2025

Loved the space (I was one of the first bookings post renovation) - the lights were really good and had loads of different combos, huge speaker setup and could hang decorations. Honestly the best thing about it was the staff - they were extremely accommodating and weren't particular about the min spend, was just to ensure that vibes were in the room! Excellent night, would hire them again.

The room is a little dark - you have to play with the light settings a little if you want to get an "ambient" setting for chatting - but if it's a big party you're looking for, you can have a lot of fun with it

4.8
NA
Natalie A.
Verified review
Excellent communication
5.0
PV
Priyaa V.
Verified review
Pleasant communication
3.0

FAQ

No, bands cannot be accommodated in the arcade space. Live bands are welcome in the function room, which has a suitable stage.

Yes, you’re welcome to bring your own DJ.

No. Minimum spends are on drinks only as the kitchen is operated by an external franchise. Food can be included in the event pre-order, but this will be charged on top.

Yes. The function room is fully outfitted with an in-house PA system, full lighting rig, microphones, sound desk and DJ kit.

Yes, decorations are welcome, but nothing may be fixed to the walls or fixtures. Glitter, confetti, including filled balloons, and cannons are not permitted; using these items will incur additional cleaning charges.


About The Thieves

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Faith Cooper
Member of Tagvenue since May 2024
7 Reviews
4.9 Rating
1h Response time
93% Response rate

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