Whole Venue at Up the Creek Comedy Club
About this space
The venue features a 275-seat main room, perfect for comedy shows, corporate events, and larger private functions. The main space can be transformed into a flexible 168m² event area, ideal for conferences, team-building days, or even weddings.
Up the Creek offers a vibrant bar featuring an extensive range of spirits, draft beers, lagers, and ciders, complemented by a late-night kitchen serving up tasty snacks. With a license until 2 AM and modern amenities, this venue is the perfect blend of quirky charm and professional appeal, making it an ideal spot for events in the heart of Greenwich.
Prices
Cleaning fee: £100 per event
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Cleaning fee: £100 per event
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Cleaning fee: £100 per event
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Cleaning fee: £100 per event
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Cleaning fee: £100 per event
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Cleaning fee: £100 per event
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Cleaning fee: £100 per event
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Capacity
Catering and drinks
Facilities
Music & sound equipment
Accessibility
Rules of the space
Allowed events
Host rules
No Alcohol Outside: Guests are not permitted to bring alcoholic beverages outside the venue. All drinks must be consumed indoors.
No Smoking Indoors: Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the venue. Designated outdoor smoking areas are available for your convenience.
Clean-Up Requirements: The venue must be left clean and in the same condition as it was found. Any additional cleaning required post-event will incur a cleaning fee.
Respect Our Comedy Programming: Hired events must not interfere with the venue’s standard comedy programming. All private bookings will be scheduled around our regular comedy shows to ensure no disruption.
Noise Control: Please ensure noise levels remain respectful of neighboring businesses and residents.
Damage Liability: The hirer is responsible for any damages incurred during the event and will be charged for repairs.
Time Restrictions: Events must adhere to the agreed hire times. Overtime may incur additional fees.
Cancellation policy: Standard 30 day
About Up the Creek Comedy Club
Welcome to Up The Creek — a one-of-a-kind, iconic and unapologetically quirky venue located in the heart of Royal Historic Greenwich, directly opposite Greenwich DLR and 5 mins National Rail station.
Whether you’re planning a corporate celebration, team-building night, private party, music night or a standout showcase, this legendary venue brings personality, atmosphere, and flexibility to every kind of event.
THE MAIN HALL – A 300-SEAT MAIN ROOM (168 SQ METRES)
Perfect for:
• 🎤 Comedy shows & dramatic performances
• 🗣️ After-dinner speaking or conferences
• 🧠 Corporate team-building & offsites
• 🥂 Private functions & big celebration parties
Available for day or evening hire, the space includes a full AV setup, stage, flexible layouts, and is fully air-conditioned.
The vibrant bar serves up award-winning beer from our own in-house brewery, alongside cocktails and Detroit-style pizza — the only venue in the Southeast offering this.
We’re also fully licensed until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, making it an ideal late-night venue.
🎵 MUSIC / BANDS – IDEAL SETUP FOR LIVE NIGHTS
Up The Creek is also brilliantly suited for live music nights, acoustic sets, and band performances.
With a professional sound system, adaptable stage, and buzzing crowd energy, it’s a favourite for showcases, jam sessions, and industry events
THE STUDIO – A SMALLER AREA (99 SQ METRES, 100 SEATS)
A hidden gem inside the venue — intimate, distinctive, and full of charm.
Features include:
• 🎛️ Built-in sound & lighting system
• 🧊 Private bar area
• ❄️ Full air-conditioning
Perfect for smaller parties, creative events, or private comedy nights.
From the award-winning beer to the electric atmosphere, Up The Creek offers a rare mix of function and fun — a venue that’s unlike anything else in London.
📍 Just 1 minute from Greenwich DLR.
📅 Available for full venue hire, room-only bookings, day or evening.
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