The Main Room at Up the Creek Comedy Club
About this space
Up The Creek’s main room is world famous and renowned as one of thebest rooms to perform in. It's a flexible 168m2 auditorium with a seated capacity of up to 275, for large presentations, conferences, and full set filming. This room has hosted productions for BBC, Netflix, and Channel 4, and includes a fully operational stage and AV system. The main room also has the flexibility of removing all chairs.
Prices
Main Room: £1,000 + VAT (8-hour hire)
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Main Room: £1,000 + VAT (8-hour hire)
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Main Room: £1,000 + VAT (8-hour hire)
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Main Room: £1,000 + VAT (8-hour hire)
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Main Room: £1,000 + VAT (8-hour hire)
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Main Room: £1,000 + VAT (8-hour hire)
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Main Room: £1,000 + VAT (8-hour hire)
Additional Hour: £150 + VAT
All hire rates include:
● Exclusive access to the booked space
● Use of venue furniture and facilities
● Setup and breakdown access
● Dedicated duty manager onsite
● Core AV equipment (microphones, speakers, stage lighting)
● Green room or holding areas as required
Capacity
Catering and drinks
Facilities
Music & sound equipment
Accessibility
Rules of the space
Allowed events
Host rules
No Alcohol Outside: Guests are not permitted to bring alcoholic beverages outside the venue. All drinks must be consumed indoors.
No Smoking Indoors: Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the venue. Designated outdoor smoking areas are available for your convenience.
Clean-Up Requirements: The venue must be left clean and in the same condition as it was found. Any additional cleaning required post-event will incur a cleaning fee.
Respect Our Comedy Programming: Hired events must not interfere with the venue’s standard comedy programming. All private bookings will be scheduled around our regular comedy shows to ensure no disruption.
Noise Control: Please ensure noise levels remain respectful of neighboring businesses and residents.
Damage Liability: The hirer is responsible for any damages incurred during the event and will be charged for repairs.
Time Restrictions: Events must adhere to the agreed hire times. Overtime may incur additional fees.
Cancellation policy: Standard 30 day
About Up the Creek Comedy Club
Welcome to Up The Creek — a one-of-a-kind, iconic and unapologetically quirky venue located in the heart of Royal Historic Greenwich, directly opposite Greenwich DLR and 5 mins National Rail station.
Whether you’re planning a corporate celebration, team-building night, private party, music night or a standout showcase, this legendary venue brings personality, atmosphere, and flexibility to every kind of event.
THE MAIN HALL – A 300-SEAT MAIN ROOM (168 SQ METRES)
Perfect for:
• 🎤 Comedy shows & dramatic performances
• 🗣️ After-dinner speaking or conferences
• 🧠 Corporate team-building & offsites
• 🥂 Private functions & big celebration parties
Available for day or evening hire, the space includes a full AV setup, stage, flexible layouts, and is fully air-conditioned.
The vibrant bar serves up award-winning beer from our own in-house brewery, alongside cocktails and Detroit-style pizza — the only venue in the Southeast offering this.
We’re also fully licensed until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, making it an ideal late-night venue.
🎵 MUSIC / BANDS – IDEAL SETUP FOR LIVE NIGHTS
Up The Creek is also brilliantly suited for live music nights, acoustic sets, and band performances.
With a professional sound system, adaptable stage, and buzzing crowd energy, it’s a favourite for showcases, jam sessions, and industry events
THE STUDIO – A SMALLER AREA (99 SQ METRES, 100 SEATS)
A hidden gem inside the venue — intimate, distinctive, and full of charm.
Features include:
• 🎛️ Built-in sound & lighting system
• 🧊 Private bar area
• ❄️ Full air-conditioning
Perfect for smaller parties, creative events, or private comedy nights.
From the award-winning beer to the electric atmosphere, Up The Creek offers a rare mix of function and fun — a venue that’s unlike anything else in London.
📍 Just 1 minute from Greenwich DLR.
📅 Available for full venue hire, room-only bookings, day or evening.
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