About this space

At The Pensioner we do at least 40 big private hires every year so if there is something we know how to do...hmmm well this is it!

Don't believe us? Here it goes...We make enquiries simple. As in really simple. How you ask? We agree on minimum spend which is £3000 ( £2000 if you are a returning client that we know ). Don't forget that if your group is 100 strong you'll probably spend around £5000 with drinks and food combined therefore our agreement is purely on shake hands basis. YES we don't do any contracts, store your credit cards, keep them "safe" and so on.
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Send us an email with an enquiry, we will invite you down at your convenience to see the place, have a quick chat and for us to see how can we help you. Once you decide to proceed you'll be invoiced for £300 deposit which is yours to spend on the night of the booking anyway. Correct! £300 that is yours. No hire fees and similar nonsense.

Food? We'll listen to you and suggest all food options after our initial conversation. We have some amazing and very well priced food packages for your group.

Arcades and Pool: All yours to use. Amazing pinballs and arcades from 90's. I mean why would you want to have a private hire in "pub" only when you can have amazing night out with your friends playing Ninja Turtles, Mortal Combat and 2000 more games. Pool table is yours to use as well.

Karaoke room: 16,000 songs and plenty of fun. Yours to use on a full private hire.

Music: We can arrange our Dj or amazing band alternatively you can bring your own.


Sounds good?
Gets even better. On top of everything we won't charge you security, door girl, cloak room and everything else. All on us!

There is a reason why we do so many private hires at The Pensioner and that is because we don't complicate. Give it a try. At the end of the day it will cost you nothing :)))

Get in touch now and let us make you help organise an amazing party.

Please see our private hire reviews on Google, Tag Venue, Trip advisor, Facebook


Capacity

Standing

Standing

up to 200

Dining

Dining

up to 130


Prices

Monday
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Day
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Note: Alcohol licence until 02:00. Extension available . All prices include VAT.
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.

Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.
Tuesday
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Day
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Note: Alcohol licence until 02:00. Extension available . All prices include VAT.
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.

Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.
Wednesday
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Day
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Note: Alcohol licence until 02:00. Extension available . All prices include VAT.
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.

Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.
Thursday
12:00 – 0:00
from £3000 min. spend
Day
12:00 – 0:00
from £3000 min. spend
Note: Alcohol licence until 02:00. Extension available . All prices include VAT.
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.

Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.
Friday
12:00 – 0:00
from £6000 min. spend
Day
12:00 – 0:00
from £6000 min. spend
Note: Alcohol licence until 02:00. Extension available . All prices include VAT.
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.

Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.
Saturday
12:00 – 0:00
from £3000 min. spend
Day
12:00 – 0:00
from £3000 min. spend
Note: Alcohol licence until 02:00. Extension available . All prices include VAT.
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.

Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.
Sunday
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Day
12:30 – 0:00
from £2000 min. spend
Note: Alcohol licence until 02:00. Extension available . All prices include VAT.
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.

Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.

Catering

In-house catering

Allows external catering

Approved caterers only

BYO alcohol allowed

Can provide alcohol

Kitchen facilities available

Can provide halal

Can provide kosher

Complimentary water

Extensive vegan menu

Extensive gluten-free menu

Complimentary tea and coffee

Buyout fee for external catering


Licences

Alcohol licence until 02:00

Extension available

Temporary event notices (TENs) available


Space features

Wi-Fi Wi-Fi

Projector Projector

Flatscreen TV Flatscreen TV

Audiovisual (AV) equipment Audiovisual (AV) equipment

Air conditioning Air conditioning

Natural light Natural light

Whiteboard

Flipchart

Conference call facilities

Disabled access

Storage space Storage space

Accommodation available

Parking available

Pool table

Acoustics

PA system

Screens


Venue welcomes

Ticketed events

Loud music/events

Own music equipment /DJ

VIP events

Enhanced security events


Rules of the space

Our venue closes at midnight every day but we are able to apply for a longer license until 2am for private events.

Our garden closes at 10pm to prevent noise disturbance to our neighbours.

We are happy for pets to visit the venue, provided that dogs are on leashes and pets are supervised.

We are unable to serve alcohol to anyone below the age of 18 and may ask for ID if you are lucky enough to look less than 25 years old. Children are allowed on the premises with a responsible adult and we ask that they are supervised at all times.

We love our guests and value your custom; we ask that you enter and leave the premises with respect to our neighbours.


The Chelsea Pensioner is a #Supervenue

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Customers rated communication with this venue and their event experience as Superb

Response time: within couple of hours

Response rate: 100%


About The Chelsea Pensioner

Situated 5 minutes from Fulham Broadway station and on the doorstep of Stamford Bridge stadium, The Chelsea Pensioner is a quirky bar built in a historic building dating back to 1862. Our air-conditioned venue consists of one large bar area, a secret garden area with seating, a karaoke room and a private darts and sports room equipped with a screen for viewing live sports, as well as fantastic acoustics for music events.

We boast a huge variety of cocktails and ales on draught and icy cold taps! We are also so proud of our kitchen; very rarely does a plate come back with a crumb of leftovers and we receive compliments on our food every day.

We are Chelsea Football Club's number one fan venue and have punters pouring out onto the streets on match days. Check out our twitter videos to see us in action! We show live sports on an 150 inch and 2 X 65 inch TVs and offer fantastic match day drinks prices. We are proud to have such a strong relationship with our regulars and often host Chelsea Legends evenings with guest footballer appearances.

We boast the longest happy hour in Chelsea from 5pm until 9pm Tuesday to Friday and the best private hire deals in the area, having catered for events ranging from Christenings to charity fundraisers, engagement celebrations to singles' nights. We offer full or part hire of the venue. Check out our website for other events taking place throughout the week.

Our cosy karaoke room has a private bar and personal bartender for a real VIP experience, plus a catalogue of more than 16000 songs for you to choose from if you're feeling brave!

Retro arcades are our new addition to this venue and we have over 2000 games to play including Ninja Turtles, Mortal Combat and many more classics.

It may sound too good to be true - you'll have to visit us to find out!

Love,
The Pensioners


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from £75
hire fee / per evening

Karaoke Room

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Standing capacity 50
from £100
hire fee / per evening

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Standing capacity 35
from £75
minimum spend / per day

The Green Room

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Standing capacity 20

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