About this room
At The Pensioner we do at least 40 big private hires every year so if there is something we know how to do...hmmm well this is it!
Don't believe us? Here it goes...We make enquiries simple. As in really simple. How you ask? We agree on minimum spend which is £3000 ( £2000 if you are a returning client that we know ). Don't forget that if your group is 100 strong you'll probably spend around £5000 with drinks and food combined therefore our agreement is purely on shake hands basis. YES we don't do any contracts, store your credit cards, keep them "safe" and so on.
Send us an email with an enquiry, we will invite you down at your convenience to see the place, have a quick chat and for us to see how can we help you. Once you decide to proceed you'll be invoiced for £300 deposit which is yours to spend on the night of the booking anyway. Correct! £300 that is yours. No hire fees and similar nonsense.
Food? We'll listen to you and suggest all food options after our initial conversation. We have some amazing and very well priced food packages for your group.
Arcades and Pool: All yours to use. Amazing pinballs and arcades from 90's. I mean why would you want to have a private hire in "pub" only when you can have amazing night out with your friends playing Ninja Turtles, Mortal Combat and 2000 more games. Pool table is yours to use as well.
Karaoke room: 16,000 songs and plenty of fun. Yours to use on a full private hire.
Music: We can arrange our Dj or amazing band alternatively you can bring your own.
Gets even better. On top of everything we won't charge you security, door girl, cloak room and everything else. All on us!
There is a reason why we do so many private hires at The Pensioner and that is because we don't complicate. Give it a try. At the end of the day it will cost you nothing :)))
Get in touch now and let us make you help organise an amazing party.
Please see our private hire reviews on Google, Tag Venue, Trip advisor, Facebook
up to 200
up to 130
Minimum Spend - Pay at the bar
M T W T F S S
12:30 - 0:00
from £2000 Per day
M T W T F S S
12:00 - 0:00
from £3000 Per day
M T W T F S S
12:00 - 0:00
from £6000 Per day
*All guide prices are inclusive of VAT
Note on pricing
Friday - £600 deposit
other days - £300 deposit
Deposits go towards minimum spend agreed at time of booking.
Send me a message through Tagvenue for a bespoke quote that's right for your event.
Let us know your budget to help us propose the best option for your needs.
Allows external catering
Approved caterers only
BYO alcohol allowed
Can provide alcohol
Kitchen facilities available
Can provide halal
Can provide kosher
Extensive vegan menu
Extensive gluten-free menu
Complimentary tea and coffee
Buyout fee for external catering
Alcohol licence until 02:00
Temporary event notices (TENs) available
Own music equipment /DJ
Enhanced security events
Rules of the space
Our venue closes at midnight every day but we are able to apply for a longer license until 2am for private events.
Our garden closes at 10pm to prevent noise disturbance to our neighbours.
We are happy for pets to visit the venue, provided that dogs are on leashes and pets are supervised.
We are unable to serve alcohol to anyone below the age of 18 and may ask for ID if you are lucky enough to look less than 25 years old. Children are allowed on the premises with a responsible adult and we ask that they are supervised at all times.
We love our guests and value your custom; we ask that you enter and leave the premises with respect to our neighbours.
The Chelsea Pensioner is a #Supervenue
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Customers rated communication with this venue and their event experience as Superb
Response time: within couple of hours
Response rate: 100%