Floaty McFloat Face

  149 reviews  – 
Grand Union Canal, Depends on the mooring options, London, nw1
Mornington Crescent Station (750 yd)

Miles H.

Spaces for hire at Floaty McFloat Face

from £300
hire fee / per afternoon
The Lounge
12
12
Unfortunately, we currently have issues with the boat and currently moored far away from London. Hence, we are taking no bookings until the boat is brought back to London. Perhaps next spring. The boat Lounge has a sliding roof and panoramic windows that give it a lovely airy feeling. Our boat has an open-plan floorspace with kitchen facilities. ...
from £25
per person / per session
Origami party
15
15
Unfortunately, we currently have issues with the boat and currently moored far away from London. Hence, we are taking no bookings until the boat is brought back to London. Perhaps next spring. The Origami themed party includes: -venue hire 3 hours -props and the venue decor -workshop for up to 14 children using scented paper fresh chicken bites, c...
from £25
hire fee / per session
Kid's sewing party
16
16
Unfortunately, we currently have issues with the boat and currently moored far away from London. Hence, we are taking no bookings until the boat is brought back to London. Perhaps next spring. The Kid's sewing party includes: -venue hire 3 hours -boat and table decorations -props and materials for the crafts - workshop for up to 14 children -fre...
from £25
per person / per session
Pirates Party
16
16
Unfortunately, we currently have issues with the boat and currently moored far away from London. Hence, we are taking no bookings until the boat is brought back to London. Perhaps next spring. Aloha, Step aboard for a Pirate adventure with the fearsome pirates Bonny Blade and Calico Jack who will excite and entertain your party and to experience ...
from £25
per person / per session
Mermaid Birthday Party
16
16
Unfortunately, we currently have issues with the boat and currently moored far away from London. Hence, we are taking no bookings until the boat is brought back to London. Perhaps next spring. If your little girl is a Mermaid, she will love that themed Mermaid birthday party on a boat. The venue boat will be beautifully decorated as an underwater ...
from £25
per person / per session
Mermaids Party
16
16
Unfortunately, we currently have issues with the boat and currently moored far away from London. Hence, we are taking no bookings until the boat is brought back to London. Perhaps next spring. Beautiful Mermaids in search of Neptun - the God of the Sea... If you want to host a hen party that you and your guests will never forget, welcome on boat...

Prices and opening hours

Monday
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
The Lounge
10:00 – 22:00
from £300–£550 hire fee
Origami party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Kid's sewing party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
Pirates Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaid Birthday Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaids Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Tuesday
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
The Lounge
10:00 – 22:00
from £300–£550 hire fee
Origami party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Kid's sewing party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
Pirates Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaid Birthday Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaids Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Wednesday
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
The Lounge
10:00 – 22:00
from £300–£550 hire fee
Origami party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Kid's sewing party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
Pirates Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaid Birthday Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaids Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Thursday
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
The Lounge
10:00 – 22:00
from £300–£550 hire fee
Origami party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Kid's sewing party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
Pirates Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaid Birthday Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaids Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Friday
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
The Lounge
10:00 – 22:00
from £300–£550 hire fee
Origami party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Kid's sewing party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
Pirates Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaid Birthday Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaids Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Saturday
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
The Lounge
10:00 – 22:00
from £300–£550 hire fee
Origami party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Kid's sewing party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
Pirates Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaid Birthday Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaids Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Sunday
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
The Lounge
10:00 – 22:00
from £300–£550 hire fee
Origami party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Kid's sewing party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 hire fee
Pirates Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaid Birthday Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person
Mermaids Party
9:00 – 23:00
from £25 per person

Facilities and catering options

Up to 16
seats
Up to 16
standing
External catering allowed
Promoted / ticketed events
BYO alcohol
In-house catering
Parking available
Accommodation available
Alcohol provided

Location

Grand Union Canal, Depends on the mooring options, London, nw1
Mornington Crescent Station (750 yd)

Reviews and ratings

(149 reviews and ratings – )

3
30th Birthday Celebration
November 2021

Such a unique and fun experience which is exactly what I was after for my 30th celebration dinner with 12 guests. Great location and easy to find in Camden. Miles allowed me to visit the boat before the event so I could plan how I wanted to decorate. We brought everything we needed including all food and drinks. We were lucky to have such a mild night in November so we had the roof off the whole night. Highly recommend if you're after something a little different.

There is no heating on the boat so guests kept their coats on and the power was not strong enough to keep the lights on, however Miles came and brought back up lights on the night and our candles on the dinner table helped.

M
Mrs.D
July 2021

- Miles was very welcoming and accommodating - Able to arrive early to decorate - Able to extend our stay as we were having so much fun - Fantastic value - Fantastic location - Lots to use on board to make any party complete - tables, glasses, plates, cutlery

- Nothing! It was amazing. We would have loved to have stayed for longer, and had it have been an option, we would have loved to have driven around the canals. ...we will visit again!

A
Alice
July 2021

We had a fantastic day hosting a hen do on Floaty McFloatface. It was in a brilliant location on the canal outside Paddington station. The boat was a perfect space for us, luckily the weather held out and we go to enjoy the sunshine. There were some decorations up but Miles was very happy for us to add our own too. He was a great host, quick to respond to all of my questions, and very helpful on the day. Thank you for a brilliant day!

No major negatives. There's no power so we couldn't charge anything but Miles let us know in advance so we came prepared. The toilet is a bit basic but what you would expect for a boat.

R
Rebecca
July 2021

Miles was amazing as a host. So generous with his time and effort. My daughter and her friends had the best sewing party. Katie was a brilliantly calm and helpful sewing teacher. I cannot recommend this party enough. Just what we all needed and so covid safe with the air blowing through the boat. Thank you so much Miles and Katie.

About Floaty McFloat Face

Unfortunately, we currently have issues with the boat and currently moored far away from London. Hence, we are taking no bookings until the boat is brought back to London. Perhaps next spring.


Our boat is spacious and airy with panoramic windows all around.
With its sliding roof open you can enjoy a wonderful sunny day on board. The lounge can accommodate up to 12 seated guests or a stand-up cocktail party.

It has a neutral but elegant and fresh décor, perfect for any pop up events, supper clubs, workshops and private small parties and team away days. Our front deck is a very relaxing space with beautiful views.
You are welcome to bring your own food, cakes and drinks. the boat provides kitchen and toilet facilities on board but please note facilities on BOATS are very simple. You cant plug in your own kitchen appliances (no microwaves).

We specialise in bespoke themed parties for adults and children, so we are well equipped with props, costumes, fairy lights, table decor, candles. Please ask for party packages.

There is a sound system you can just plug in your phone or ipod connection.

The Boat moors through from west to East of London in some of the most stunning scenery on The Paddington Arms, Regent's Canal of the Grand Union Canal and River Lea (Little Venice, Camden, King's Cross, Angel, The Broadway Market, Victoria Park, Hackney Wick, Springfield Park, Limehouse). Please discuss the location when booking the venue (we move every two weeks).

It's perfect for small birthday parties, Brunch or Dinner Party, Bridal/Hen parties, baby showers and supper clubs.